booger nuts

When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.

After he got stabbed in the sack, nick had booger nuts for weeks.

by PGVaginamort September 18, 2016

Boobies

A booby is a seabird in the genus Sula, part of the family Sulidae. Boobies are closely related to the gannets, which were formerly included in Sula.

Oh hey look it's a group of my favourite bird boobies :)

by h4zehateslife August 24, 2022

sock booger

The annoying lint balls that form in socks after they have been washed.

Dude, I've been walking around all day with a sock booger and it is driving me insane.

by Billy Fricken Badass December 9, 2007

Knife Booger

A booger (dried nasal mucus) that gets hard and sharp enough to stab or cut the inside of your nostril. It can result in pain and sometimes a nosebleed.

"Dude your nose is bleeding, what's wrong with you?"

"The low humidity today gave me a really bad knife booger and it cut me when I was trying to pick it out."

by SR20DEN December 24, 2009

Brain booger

Noun. 1) A metaphor for a thought of any manner of consequence; that which sometimes results from "picking the brain."

I just had a brain booger; by virtue of its name, Brainbooger.com must be a receptacle of all manner of thoughts!

by Yu Phlung Pu June 10, 2009

man boobies

Large mounds of flesh that develop on the chests of obese men where pecs should be. These often overlap fat rolls, have distored cylindrical, round, or lumpy shapes, and are sometimes hairy.

My college roommate Neekita Desai has a thing for fat men with man boobies!

by Nikki Tyler December 10, 2003

I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

by flat chested June 29, 2008