blumpkin pie

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.

John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.

by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009

Fuzzy Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin

Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.

by Muffdiver1993 October 13, 2009

blumpkin ultra supreme

The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.

Chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.

by Stuart12345 April 13, 2007

Reverse Blumpkin

The true meaning of a reverse blumpkin is to get your ass sucked while taking a piss.

Yo that was one sweet crucial reverse blumpkin!!!

by Bacon Strips August 27, 2005

Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010

girl blumpkin

the act of one girl sucking off a strap on dick attached to another girl who is taking a huge smelly shit.

Tina loved Anne so much she followed Anne into the bathroom, got on her hands and knees, and sucked and licked the strap on while Anne filled the toilet with huge smelly turds. Tina was so hot from sucking her strap on and smelling Anne's huge pile of shit she had to go girl blumpkin toilet diving.

by Cunnilumpkin Eater October 21, 2008

rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

by Andy D February 16, 2005