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batman

1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.

2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.
1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?

2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
by skeebergen April 28, 2008
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Call Meh Batman

You: Me and Call Meh Batman scored 5 gazillion on RB2 today

Bob: Yes, because he is that awesome
by Matt Glass February 5, 2009
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Batman

Batman is a man with rich powers his secret identity is a boy called Sean (seano) he is on call anytime to save the world from evil
1.Wait it's batman no it's just seano wait one sec
2. Nananananana fapman fapman
by Stevelovesyou October 24, 2011
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Batman

An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".
lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*
by Dr. Vaginastien November 15, 2010
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batman

The dark knight. When you crap on yo girl's back and it looks like a cape. Ewww.
Yo, I batmanned that ho.
by B-dawwg December 25, 2007
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The Arizona Batman

The art of rubbing your ass a day or so after shaving with rough stubble on it between and on a girls chest while placing the bat on her face...the bat is the art of spreading the spare skin on your nuts to look like a bat wing
My girlfriend is into superheros so i gave her the arizona batman
by CreepingJesus September 7, 2008
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