stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.

My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.

by Ammered April 11, 2005

traffic accident

this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance

There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

acid drop

Oldschool skateboarding move the consists of running with skateboard in hand and dropping the board as you land on it (usually from an extreme height).

I can't believe you stuck that acid drop off the roof, dude!

by DJKham May 4, 2006

battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.

Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.

by Zakarius September 28, 2005

acid

1.synthetic heaven
2. a proton donor
3.my god
4.something hard to find but well worth it

some of us prefer edgey days

by aeztek December 27, 2004

Acid Douche

An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.

I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.

by El Dawg June 20, 2012

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016