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"That mushroom tasted rather acrid!"
Acrid by DaShroomster November 16, 2020

Acrid Stud Horn 

1. A rather smelly or pungent penis, common after sexual intercourse.

2. Slang for a rubber mallet.
1. After sleeping with his girlfriend, Dickmond had a rather Acrid Stud Horn.

2. Give it a clout with the acrid stud horn.
Acrid Stud Horn by Nogger August 15, 2006

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

stercus accidit

If you can decipher stercus accidit, you'll know the meaning of life.
stercus accidit by ShinkuEX June 18, 2009

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018