Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.

by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024

28 March

Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person

“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”

by TimTim1000 March 28, 2023

November 28

Your girlfriend must do whatever you say or she can be banged till kingdom come or have her nipples twisted

"Look what day it is!"
"It's November 28! She will do what I tell her to"

by Nanisesu November 27, 2021

October 28

October 28
It's surprise your Girlfriend and take her on a date , just you two ,day!

Show her some extraaaaa love boy ! :)

Bf : hey babygirl! We'll go out today. I pick u up at ..... pm
No excuses cause it's October 28 ! Love u Beautiful.

by Jey t King October 25, 2019

April 28

Punch anyone u know who's name starts with a E!

I'm going to go punch E... on April 28!

by JSISNAKSMJDNEJSNknekamakxnaksb April 26, 2023

the last july 28

the last july 28th 2021 is the last day there is for melissa to call ansy her little ansy poo bear

the last july 28th will hurt so much

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021

June 28

The best people in the world and the whole universe. And all the other signs Elon musk and more! And national Alaska day

June 28 cancers!

by Syzce June 18, 2023