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Walter Duke of Cambridge

The grandson of Queen Elizabeth II

When introduced to girls: "he has a great personality"
Oh wow Walter Duke of Cambridge. Is that Cambridge England or the real Cambridge...meaning Cambridge MA USA

Caitlin duke

Probably the baddest bitch alive. She’s definitely hotter than you, she makes some pretty great deviled eggs, and will stay up all night with you just to make sure you feel better.
“Caitlin duke is my best friend and I pretty much love her more than anyone”
Caitlin duke by Yeeyee9/20 July 15, 2019

Authoritative Duke

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.
"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.
Authoritative Duke by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019

The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

Bob and Duke

When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.
I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.

We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
Bob and Duke by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".
After Dooley gave the waitress a Luke Duke our party was asked to leave the bar.
Luke Duke by Assbarr August 16, 2017