Frankenstein Penis 

A penis that features various textures, colours, and thicknesses, so that it seems like various parts of different penises were sewn together.

My boyfriend has a weird frankenstein penis and it freaks me out every time I need to go down.

Frankenstein Penis by MrEscapee July 30, 2016

Mason Penis 

Ass at every game in his life, loves vaping

Mason penis is gay.

Mason Penis by Yeetsquad296787 March 5, 2018

donkey penis 

Eddie Murphy
Will scream in your ear

Will scream donkey penis in your ear

donkey penis by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018

Donkey Penis 

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

Donkey Penis by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

Henry’s penis

An average penis bigger then yours.

Oof look at Henry’s penis.

Henry’s penis by Ifuckinhatemylife January 29, 2020

John's penis

Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys

John's penis is too small to coom

John's penis by Cummingtonite January 11, 2022

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis by imperialcock March 4, 2009