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Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.
Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.
Night on the tiles by Del13r November 29, 2016
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time wasted 

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.
So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.
time wasted by JimboWales August 19, 2010

down time 

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.
Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.
down time by J-man November 24, 2003

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
half-time show by Me May 13, 2005

Pablo Time 

Someone that is on their own schedule or has their own agenda going on. Usually having good times with friends and loses track of real time. A slightly elusive person.
You tell this person you'll be at a pub around 7ish to meet up with friends, and then that person actually shows up around 11pm. After you have left the pub. That is Pablo Time (PabsTime or PT)
Text: I'm on PabsTime 2nite.
Pablo Time by Team Pablo October 8, 2007

Circle Time 

When it is time to play the drinking game 'Circle of Death' it is Circle Time. Sort of like Beer-o-clock, with any type of booze thats easy to chugg.
'Circle time?'
'Circle tiiiiiimmaaaaaaaahh!!!!! wewt'
Circle Time by Baron Von Redbeard January 18, 2009

Porch Time 

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.
"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."
Porch Time by chiefridr February 25, 2009