John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
by A Kylie December 2, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021
Get the John and Kyleemug. When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
Get the John Elwaymug. by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.
by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011
Get the Lee Johnsmug. by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018
Get the jimmy john's challengemug. The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
Get the John Cranfordmug.