Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.
by Gay African November 11, 2017

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
by Alola_ March 17, 2018

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
by quaner January 4, 2022

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation
{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

by anonymous November 16, 2021
