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D-Howes Chicken Snacker 

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.

academic chicken 

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.
Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".
academic chicken by TRR May 13, 2005

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner 

An exclamation used by a douche bag from Salisbury University. It is generally used where a simple "sweet" or "cool" would suffice! If this person uses this exclamation one more time, it may result in the future use of a wheel chair!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: I just realized that I'm an immature faggot!

Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk 

An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.
Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.

Laid Chicken 

Kool Aid and Fried Chicken, a niggas life and blood.
Last time I had something warm in my stomach, I had Laid Chicken.
Laid Chicken by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Afro Chicken 

This is the 'street name' for a strange old wifie who occasionally pops up in Charleston Academy to teach the poor class left without a teacher.

Nobody actually knows her real name, or even if she has one, but one thing is known (well, two) - she looks like a chicken, and she has an afro!

She doesn't like the film Little Nicky.
AAAAAAAAHHFRO CHEEEEEEEEEKENN! Bah.