John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

by Gay African November 11, 2017

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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

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Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥

Isaiah john is a zesser

by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019

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john fortnite

usually somebody who is a chill guy and doesn't really gaf

This guy is a certified john fortnite!

by john fortnite twice removed December 15, 2024

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John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.

John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.

by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

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The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

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