When a man ejaculates on a womans face, then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed through the nose, and mix with the seman on her face. The man then licks off the blood and seman mix and spits it in her vagina; Making sure some of it is spread over the lips. The man then squeezes her vagina shut. After about 3-5 minutes, the blood and seman make a strong glue-like substance which is strong enough to hold the vagina shut by itself. The process to open the vagina is very painful and is said to feel like you are ripping out your pubic hair.
"I totally did a Dennys Red Glue on her last night and her vagina wouldn't come apart."
When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.
I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.
Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!
I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.