Definitions by ectofunky
cereal face
Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.
Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
cereal face by ectofunky August 18, 2011
Cunt for Red October
Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!
I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.
Cunt for Red October by ectofunky July 11, 2011
human diaper
The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
human diaper by ectofunky July 11, 2011
donkey style
While having sex in the doggy style position, one or both partners kick their legs out like a donkey. Saying "eeee-yaw" is encouraged.
Gays can add a third partner, which turns the maneuver into tres burros.
Gays can add a third partner, which turns the maneuver into tres burros.
I was so excited after I got the life insurance check that I took my lady back to the shed for some donkey style.
donkey style by ectofunky December 27, 2010