it'd

Contraction form of 'it would' used to express speculative desire.

It'd be nice to have an intelligible conversation with him; it's just too bad he's an idiot.

by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

N.F.I'd

Not Fucking Invited. A term used when you have not been invited to a party or social occasion

You coming to Matt's tonight?

Nope. N.F.I'd mate

by G.M.W.S April 24, 2008

tenacious d

1. The two headed baby of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet

2. The greatest band on earth, consisting of Jack Black, Rage Kage, occasionally Dave Grohl, Lee, Sassafrass (the Sasquatch), and Spiderman

3. One of the few things preventing the ultimate death of rock at the hands of shitty music by rocking socks 24/7 365.

All the ladies in the house say yeah, come on you mothafuckas say a prayer, when you fight, you gotsa fight fair, you mothafucka, you mothafucka!, You know what time it is... TENACIOUS D TIME YOU MUTHAFUCKA GO!

by Explosivo September 11, 2004

KOS'd

Any really lame "prank" that requires a disproportionate amount of energy to pull off, thus causing the person pulling the prank to be more inconvenienced than the intended victim.

Named after UFC fighter Josh Koscheck who, as coach of The Ultimate Fighter 12, pulled incredibly lame "pranks" such as parking two cars really close to rival coach Georges St. Pierre's car so that he had to squeeze to get in the car.

I replaced your whole milk with 2%! KOS'd!!

by SBoI2010 October 8, 2010

Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

Dee’d up

When a place is too packed to be comfortable, or when a place is hella popular or busy.

“We passed by the club and it was dee’d up so we went to the chill lounge instead.”

“Last nights party was dee’d up, the cops showed up too early.”

by Soulwrath November 25, 2018

Darwin'd

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award

John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"

by Dr_dude December 12, 2018