I didn't know you were Emo

When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someone anouncing that you are now emo.

Bob: *air cutting*
Bobby: "Geez, I didn't know you were emo!"

by Carteloise July 18, 2009

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If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man

by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022

I know you are but what am I

A great comeback or a phrase that will wreak havoc. This phrase and be used to simply annoy someone or to say for the heck of it.Also it can be used in a conversation.

1)Ruben:Your a butt cheek

Tom:I know you are but what am I?

2)BOB:I'm going to be Albert Einstein

Rick:I know you are but what am I?
BOB:Beats me it's up to you

by Alejandro The Great YouTube March 30, 2017

I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.

Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!

by Adolf Peterson October 17, 2022

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

I know you are but what am I

The gen z way of saying haha bitch I won the argument

It is literally the worst comeback of all mankind

You are dumb

I know you are but what am I

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 1, 2021

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.

Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008