Weaponized 4

In the game of cribbage, when a player leads with a 4, it is described as "weaponized", since there is no card in the deck which can be played that when added to 4 can total 15.

I lead with a Weaponized 4; you have been weaponized.

by Adamxii October 17, 2020

Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.

The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.

by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025

Weapon

A term of endearment used when someone is being a pest

Haha stop it, you weapon

by DeanFletch October 28, 2020

Weapons Of Gas Production

Any type of food or drinks that induce farting

G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"

by Shirtz McGirtz January 2, 2020

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024