Epic Trail of Tears

When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.

Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)

by Vaanderpantz August 9, 2009

ultimate happy trail

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache

bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before

by vontez August 16, 2012

Snail Trail

That string of goo on your finger when you pull it out of a vagina which keeps extending until it snaps at one point. Typically occurs in 18 years old teenage girls.

Damn Cassandra, I'm gonna be at Dominoes if this snail trail doesn't snap soon.

by cumtartlets October 19, 2017

trail of shame

it is when you bring a chick home, fuck her, and proceed to kick her out of your house/apartment while forcing her to walk home with nothing but a blanket infected with small pox

Megan really didn't appreciate the trail of shame I left her on last night. It's too bad she wasn't inoculated as a child.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

bum trail

An unofficial path carved by bums making their way to their favorite sleeping/drinking places such as underneath the freeway bridge

We took a wrong turn onto a bum trail and found a nice collection of empty beer bottles and human faeces

by andy999 December 13, 2008

tent trail

an ugly ass person with a nice body

mike and driu need a tent trail, because they were born without a personality

by nick wulf February 12, 2005

orange blossom trail

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.

When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.

by KRHimself January 31, 2005