technically inclined

It means you can computer, which is apparently, a rare skill. Most of the sht you can do any Joe schmoe can do but is too lazy or is below 90 IQ to know how to do. so not being absolutely retarded when it comes to computers magically makes you a computer wiZZard and a no life nerd that knows everything about puters and not just because you don't think computers are of satan and you have been using them most of your life.

My computer is broken (because it is full of malware, bloatware, and sht because I am a total idiot who can't stop downloading random sht from shady sites, and don't know how to reinstall windows, what the vast majority of my"tech" friends do anyway.) let me just call up my technically inclined nErd friend, he will fix it like majick.

by tanman654 March 26, 2018

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 8, 2006

Techna

A fat cuck boi named Teddy

Hey look! It's a wild Techna in the woods!

by Hydraa August 5, 2017

Technicolor Yawn

Refers to the act of vomiting while under the influence of LSD or other hallucinogenic compounds, when the experience may be especially strange or colorful.

Dude got so high the first time he took acid that he experienced the technicolor yawn.

by agbram May 20, 2010

technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.

Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!

by Boomer The Unicorn Whisperer August 6, 2009

TechNewbs

Technology based community focussed on gaming, computer programming and tech news.

Hey, did you see that post on TechNewbs?

by cajogos October 22, 2014

half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.

Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.

by 77jim April 8, 2011