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Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
by JanJ September 30, 2008
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Scallie

The lowest form of the british youth culture. The males define themselves through sports outfits and stupid caps (the burberry cap being the most respected one, as it looks most stupid!). The females simply look like whatever the latest Christina Aguillera style might be (slutty basically).
They both appreciate bad music, be it cheap techno, low quality rap or just "whatever is on the radio". They prefer simple movies as they never quite understand the plot of the complicated ones anyway.

Other descriptions include Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs...
1. Fuck no! The stupied scallies downstairs are completely stoned again and turned their horrible garage techno to full volume again!

2. You goddamn scallie! Get a job!
by DaMulder May 11, 2004
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Earthworm Sally

She is a bootiful creature that cures diseases from Florida to Cali. She is so well known and famous that she even got her own (unfinished) theme song.
Earthworm Sally Theme Song: ITS EARTHWORM SALLY! CURES DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALIII!
by ImInAToasterBath February 25, 2019
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stalling

When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.
Mer: sooo...
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too
by Mertown September 23, 2007
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Sally in the alley

Politically incorrect police term for dead jane doe found in alley or dumpster. Usually A victim of rape, murder and/or drug overdoze.
The Police use this term about victim of murder or drug overdoze. "We found another Sally in the alley" in Inglewood.
by Jysy May 8, 2009
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Sally

Sally is a nickname for Sarah, which means queen or princess, and doesn't Sally know it! A woman who loves to organize, strategize, and boss you around—Sally knows what needs to be done, and she'll make sure everyone else does it for her.

Sally will listen to you and give a fair verdict. She'll tell you when to wear your big girl diapers and when to cry on your shoulder. She'll also give you some great advice on how to get out of dicey circumstances.

Sally has many talents and she'll use them when they're needed. She also has an extensive network of people she can call on at any time.

Confident, knowledgable, wise, funny, practical—Sally's the one you need to fix people and make things happen.
Get Sally to make it happen. Call Sally.
by Weirdy-weirdy September 9, 2010
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Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.
"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."
by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015
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