sideburn

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

by Sir Fux-A-Lot September 9, 2016

Sidebar

To ignore an incoming cell phone call by pushing one of the side buttons to silence the ring or stop the vibration.

"That dork Phill was calling again to try to get me to join that online pyramid scheme so I sidebarred him."

by Mussmania September 17, 2007

SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburnZ

someone who derives perverse pleaure from tricking into doing disgusting things, e.g. Taking pictures of their shriveled penis, viewing a Japanese woman with a kicked-in face in a tub of yellowish crap, etc. Also aggressively attacks people with huge personality flaws e.g. pedophilia, anorexia, stupidity, etc. also know as Sid, BurnZ, BurnZy, David, BeezleBurnZ

Ever since I let it slip that I enjoy eating old folks underwear, everyone has turned into a sideburnZ on me.

by JoJo the rabid monkey February 8, 2004

sidebag

The appearance of saggy breasts through the arm slots of clothing.

Jackie should wear a jacket in addition to her tank top – she's showing off some sidebag.

by BoopyTheHouseElf September 30, 2014

Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008