SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

sideburns

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

by Kyle E Mcpherson November 13, 2005

sideburn

that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis

"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"

by griff July 06, 2003

sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.

Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh

by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019