shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.

"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."

by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005

shag face

The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.

"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"

by bananacake01 July 7, 2016

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010

Royal Shag

Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.

Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag

by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023

Shag

The most beautiful thing ever.

Person alive: wow that so beautiful

Another person: yes it looks so shag

by Dylan is so hot January 9, 2022

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009