Rock-of-Love disorder 

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.

Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.

Rock-of-Love disorder by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

Rock Puritan 

A person or people who listens to Rock music and will argue with others about the perfection of their favorite band(s) and will also argue that other bands suck.

Dude Jeff is such a Rock Puritan, he's always trying to tell me that AC/DC kicks ass but he refuses to listen to Zeppelin!

Rock Puritan by Glass-Assassin February 24, 2009

Rock N Rollin'

Being so high that, when you try to go to bed for sleep, you just keep rockin and rollin in bed, tossing and turning.

I was so high last night i was Rock N Rollin' all night!

Rock N Rollin' by MrZero May 23, 2009

Rock Heavy 

The less desirable shift at a strip club. Overweight or manly built female.

You want to go to the strip club. No man it's lunch time the place is to rock heavy.

Rock Heavy by SuperMenendezBros September 16, 2011

rock star shower

the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.

"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."

rock star shower by iamriceboy November 19, 2011

rock balla 

1. Any man whom has found financial success in the illegal distribution of crack cocaine. Their success is often short-lived and in order to sustain their explicit lifestyle, they must constantly put themselves at risk of armed robbery, venereal disease, imprisonment, and death.

2. Any man whom made a lasting fortune as a rock balla in the 1980s when crack rock was most popular, a.k.a., an OG.

Pimp C of UGK in "Take Tha Hood Back":

"I'm takin back the streets
Thang on the C
On parole but I'm cold with the heat
Candy coated rock balla
20 chop crawla
Bitches tryna steal my dick
I ain't bout to call her"

rock balla by john_raw November 30, 2011

rock star without a guitar 

Somebody who smokes a lot of rock cocaine.

Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar

rock star without a guitar by psychedelic shack January 29, 2014