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peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.
Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.
by frank the wank April 27, 2008
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Peter

v. To exaust

n. 1. A name

2. a penis
Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.
by ghks1117 September 23, 2009
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peter-in-law

A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)
by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004
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peter-roll

the ghetto act of sneak attack.....the epitome of ghetto warfare
This is how we gonna do....let's wait till ..10'o clock....catch when he hits the block and peter-roll on his punk ass.
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
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peter steele

I think possibly the best looking man ever, who has an unbelievably amazing voice, plays great bass and makes great music - Not to mention my heart skip a beat. (or 20)
by Nina January 6, 2004
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Peter

A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.
Peter is so hot, and he's amazing in bed too!
by I AM VISA April 17, 2010
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peter eater

by Jared K September 12, 2006
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