profo

prophylactic, condom

term made popular by the comedy show "The State"

Dad, those things you found under my mattress were profos.

by atom January 10, 2005

love at first profile picture

When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.

She met him a week ago after he sent her a friend request. It was love at first profile picture for her.

by RisingWolve October 10, 2012

professor

A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.

The professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.

by Kalinago September 30, 2005

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

by poser1212 November 12, 2010

Professional Rawdogger

People who are real g's never use a condom and always rawdogg their girl. Term created by Jidion

Jack: Ay bro did you use a condom last night
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!

by Fheudh July 23, 2022