Enfield pint

If someone is annoying you, you calmly down the drink you currently have, smash the edge of the glass and shove it into the person's face

That bitch is so annoying, I'm gonna Enfield pint her in a minute

by nat137 February 28, 2008

pussy paint

secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets

" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"

by sufimomma May 17, 2009

Back paint

Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!

I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!

by PeteyPaplo February 14, 2019

Portland Pint

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

gay as paint

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.

"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."

by Albolene November 24, 2013

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018