ONIJ

Another spelling of "ownage", but way cooler. It is used to describe a person, place, or thing that is used to own somebody.

Dude, you got OND!!! That was some massive ONIJ!!

by C&B Connection June 22, 2006

onion loaf

Donald Trump's signature hairstyle

My ideal guy? Give him a fake tan and an onion loaf and he's a dreamboat.

by Nadradec July 24, 2015

Oniss

The genital of a male who is frustrated in life,overreacts, and gets easily angered

Jacob didnt get admission to college, he takes out all his anger on oniss

by seansings November 8, 2022

big onion

A massive jiggly ass

Damn girl that is one huge fine ass - shake that big onion!

by radius_is_grumpy February 10, 2017

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018