Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

Monk

The same meaning as mong.
An absolute idiot who deserves to be mocked and ridiculed for their stupidness.

Olajide, you monk, you left the keys inside!

by InsultMaster May 31, 2019

Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.

Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.

by Faalerie April 17, 2018

monk

A monk can refer to anything you want it to be. It can be a good thing or a bad thing to be called a monk, it depends on the context it is said in

Did you hear about those monk that said they were going on the run

by the real monks April 23, 2018

Monked

To get beamed or demolished

I I’m getting monked

by Monked April 13, 2020

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 16, 2020