pillow mint

a fecal deposit that one leaves right before bequeathing a sleeping or sitting spot to an unsuspecting victim

That douche totally forced me to give up the couch, but I left a pillow mint just before I got up.

pillow mint by Historophy December 15, 2011

After Dinner Mint 

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.

After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!

After Dinner Mint by AndesMints December 9, 2011

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

don't eat the big white mint by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Fucking mint 

A word you say to piss off trannys

Hey alex I’m fucking mint

Fucking mint by Alex+Jaz October 7, 2019

Junior Mint 

A failed attempt by Tootsie Roll to crossbreed the lowest quality of chocolate combined with the worst type of mint, that is now used as a medical grade diuretic used to induce vomiting and to repel people with real taste buds.

Daniel: "Aw man, I think someone slipped something in my drink! Cody: "Don't you worry, I have a 'Junior Mint.' It should help you throw it up and completely drain your body of all liquids and blood alike."

Junior Mint by Quiterighticus July 26, 2019

Ass mint 

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

Ass mint by Rich March 18, 2003

After Dinner Mint 

To have sexual intercourse doggie style with a girl who proceeds to vomit.

Tina gave Jerry an After Dinner Mint and left his carpet a mess.

After Dinner Mint by Ale House January 3, 2009