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Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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Australian Mint

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .
"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"
by nospoons July 21, 2016
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New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
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mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024
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Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.
My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.
by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018
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Mint

Robert mcaul
Likes kids,kind hearted,funny guy,that is mint my guy
by kid shagger April 8, 2021
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Mint

Something you did that was bar none, marvelous. This shit is as close to perfect as you can get. Whatever it is you did there isn't much more of a compliment to something whether it was a play in a football game, or the camel toe of your TILF across the hall....
John: Hey how was that bitch's ass last night?...the one you banged

Dan: Oh it was real Mint..

Conner: Yo i was eating some pussy last night after our football game, tasted so much better..It was Mint as fuck.

Brandon: Dude..i farted

Ethan: Mint.
by Mikehawk413420 October 13, 2011
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