6ft Midget 

A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget

Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft

6ft Midget by JDNC777 August 19, 2022

(SMR) Serial Midget Rapist 

SMR: (serial midget rapist) is a gangbanger that hangs around his taller attractive friends. He can't get any without spiking your drink at a party, since he is so short he can get away with it because you would just look over his head; he is not actively in your line of vision. An SMR stutters when he finds a mildly attractive mate and turns red like a tomato when someone feels up his trail patch of tears.

In a sentence:

In a sentence:

"Yo check out that fucking (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist if you were any taller he'd shag you like a deranged rabbit."
"I think that (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist roofed my friend because she like passed out and thought she felt a leprechaun ejaculate in her hair."

(SMR) Serial Midget Rapist by HowToSteveAJobIn10Days May 24, 2018

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

Punching the Midget by RCG3 May 14, 2011

gay midget porn 

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

gay midget porn by lemonstreet January 7, 2012

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.

Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.

Thursday Midget by Thursday Midget October 14, 2006

Standard Issue Midget Face 

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

Standard Issue Midget Face by Adelemoney March 31, 2020