Krystal

A beautiful, hilarious and down to Earth girl who has experienced a heavy amount of trauma but it doesn't stop her from treating others with kindness. Although she was constantly abandoned, she loves those close to her with all her heart and will be there for you at the drop of a hat. She finds joy in movies and making other people laugh with her dark humor.

Omg, she's such a Krystal, I can't stop laughing and smiling when I'm around her.

by Pokemom19 March 4, 2024

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024

Krystalle’e

Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies:

-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,

Comfort movie: death on the Nile

McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries

Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies

Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink

Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)

-Apples make her sick

-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice

-Allergic to penicillin

-hates burnt bacon

-Hates room temperature stuff

-hates cooked tomatoes

SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24

When you find a krystalle’e make sure to keep her! She’s so cool

by Killerlaii June 6, 2024

Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Krystalie

She is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She tries to be friends with everyone and wouldn’t purposely harm anyone. If you ever get yourself a Krystalie, keep her close. She’s a very giving person and an amazing listener. She can get annoyed very easily, but will let you know so you don’t bother her. She keeps all of her friendship close and doesn’t have time for anyone’s bullshit. She loves hanging out, and is sorta a crazy driver…sometimes ignores road signs, but everyone still loves her. Don’t be mean to Krystal though she’s a lovely girl. Make sure you love your krystalie to death, she’s a one in a billion!

Hey do you know her?

Yes! that’s Krystalie, i love her!

by The thundermans January 14, 2025

Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?

Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this

by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022

big daddy krystal

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.

Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄

by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020