Definitions by ponyspank69
Krystal Light™
The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Krystal Light™ by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024
candy cocker
candy cocker by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022
harry humper
yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”
harry humper by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022
Whopping Wood
a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
Whopping Wood by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Dazzle Cheeks
when he accidentally squirts on her butt cheeks making them glisten and dazzle like the thousands of stars up in the sky.
baby let me take you out someplace nice tonight. real nice. and if you behave i’ll give you dazzle cheeks when we get home.
Dazzle Cheeks by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Pony Spank
a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
Pony Spank by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
How many do you like in your ear?
Guy: How many do you like in your ear?
Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
How many do you like in your ear? by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021