slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel

you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?

by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011

Ba-Dunka-Junk

Mostly to define a male with a large penis. Especially, if you can see it through his pants. Any male, regardless of race, size or sexual preference can have a "Ba-Dunka-Junk"

Terry's "Ba-Dunka-Junk" is huge, you can see the outline through his pants.

by Anastacia April 26, 2012

Too much junk in'd trunk

Huge ass

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!

by *M* April 21, 2004

spill your junk

The act of blowing your load in or on some bitch.

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.

by SprintTM June 22, 2009

What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

JJJ - Jiggly Junk January

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.

Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

by Voodazel November 5, 2018

blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.

Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!

by chuckt12 June 1, 2009