referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Jhané

Jhané, Shes Sweet,Funny,A Scorpio, And Nice, She’ll be one of you’re best friends if you meet a Jhané ❤️

Your super lucky if you ever meet a jhané!

Yo dude did you ever meet a jhané
Yes! She’s awesome

by ShrekTitties February 17, 2019

Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Johanna

one of the nicest, funniest, smartest and sweetest people you will ever meet! she’s super honest, loves disney and harry potter, normally brown hair. the most comforting smile ever. she’s been through a lot but she still manages to keep a smile on her face!

Person 1: That girl is sooo nice!!
Person 2: Her name is Johanna.
Person 1: That explains it!

by pxtterheadxxgachaxx March 8, 2020

Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

Johannsen

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008