jiffed

to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner...especially when a stench is prevalent.

I jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist's eyes water.

by The Real JBT June 1, 2011

Jeffed

When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.

Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing

by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

jefferson middle school

Was one of the best Middle schools ever

I miss my old Jefferson Middle school so fucking much

by Carlie loves Dillan October 22, 2017

Jeffery

To be horrible at all sports, football, rugby and baseball. Tries to put on a tough facade and shadow box but cant fight there way out of a wet paper bag, dirtiest sanchez mustache in the game. Only bryanas are attracted to these folk and Jefferys are also known for being a huge vagina.

wow that guy is a raging jeffery, that jeffery wont leave me alone, wow that jeffery has to use a towel to inflict pain

by KingloCrippla November 22, 2011

Jefferson Starship

A couple takes copious amounts of liquid LSD and the male procedes to pleasure the woman with a keytar a la a '70s supergroup.

Dude, that Jefferson Starship session totally ruined the electronics in my new key-tar.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Jafet

strange, or small

That's so Jafet.

by UrbanKeeper February 9, 2010