iPhony

An iPhony is an individual who attempts to pass off an iPod Touch as an iPhone.

iPhony's will often use their iPod Touch as a way to enter an iPosse, however, these iPhony's are easily distinguished.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 8, 2009

Iphonet

A person who doesn’t have a iPhone and only have an android

Android vs iPhonet

by XxShadow101 January 16, 2021

iPhoen

A funny way, mostly used by Android users, to say "iPhone".

Oh look, Peter has an iPhoen.

by Iliannnn September 25, 2021

iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.

She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.

by psnack February 11, 2009

i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020