horse apples 

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

horse apples by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse girl

A girl that is insane as shit

Look at that girl kill people, she's probably a horse girl

Horse girl by Senorita Thicc Boi March 12, 2019

horse cream 

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

horse cream by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

Horse's ass by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

Horse hair 

When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail

See that girl over there she got some major horse hair

Horse hair by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

Horse Puncher 

One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.

Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.

or

Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.

Horse Puncher by seaXcow September 18, 2012

horse aids 

1. noun. the worst kind of dirty, filth, or grime.

2. noun. cooties, but a hundred times worse. AIDS on steroids, but worse.

3. noun. a filthy person, likely to have horse aids...probably from having had sex with a horse that had aids.

1. There's no way that i'm using that public restroom, it disgusting, there's probably horse aids all over it.

2. Shit! Tony left horse aids on the phone, i'm not using it now.

3. See that sweaty guy over there with the greasy hair, dirty clothes, snots coming out of his nose, and filthy bare feet, eating a whopper and playing video games? His name is horse aids.

horse aids by xminusx June 11, 2008