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A girl who wears t-shirts with horses on them and tapered denim pants, has really long hair in which they braid and fasten with a scrunchie in the back of their head, will "gallop" on the track during gym class, is only friends with other girls who like horses and will look down on you because you are not a horse.
The woman I worked for used to be a horse girl, she had an entire wall full of just pictures of her with her horse and always talked about the weekends she would spend riding them.
by Fishtail_Braid2 January 07, 2011
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Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.

Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017
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A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.
Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.
by ShanTee February 08, 2014
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1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
That fucking horse girl could not stop talking about a fucking horse jump!
by birdsdeservenocake March 22, 2006
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A girl who always talks about horses, and given the option she'd probably pop it back for a horse. Dream date; centaur. Must have a white jacket.
guy one: bro did you see Alyssa in gym class today? her gallop wasn't as pretentious today.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
by twentysquaredplustwenty February 27, 2020
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The equivalent to a car guy. AKA MechAlchemist
MechAlchemist is a total horse girl, the way he goes on about his cars.
by BbbrokenMelodyyy February 16, 2019
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