mini golfin'

A more sneaky way of saying puttin' or smoking weed and cruising.

Jen: "Hey girl wanna go mini golfin'?"

Sarah: "Hell yea!! My car or yours?"

by Dank-ass Stank ho September 18, 2009

Disc Golf

Golfing for metal hipsters

We're playing disc golf. I'm going to throw a friggin frisbee through Iron Maiden's chain jockstrap 18 times.

by pricelives May 27, 2018

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005

Golf Bitch

A synonym for a Golf Caddy, usually used by a person who dislikes the job.

"Sorry grandma, I can't have lunch with you because I have to be work as a Golf Bitch at Royal Springs."

by AnnaSkippy October 16, 2008

VW Golf

Slow ass German Car that is owned by geeks and freaks, that sit on geek forum sites trying to find out info about group buys.. You know who you are!! Shout out for jimbob and plate especially!!!

Wez, i thought chipped german cars were the quickest so how come i just burnt u in my V3 Nissan Micra, it mite of been coz you were low on petti, that little orange light that comes on means buy some you tight git! Give me a call if you run out! V-DUB ME UP!!

Oh yeh, and its bad bad leeroy brown baddest man in the whole damn town badder than old king kong!! Woooooo-hoooooooo

by Badbadleeroybrown666 February 25, 2005

golf gypsy

someone you travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.

"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"

by Ian Rush September 5, 2006

Golf

the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said

John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.

by JaeYangattack January 2, 2008