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floppy goggles

Placing ones testicles over anothers eyes wether it by voluntary or when they are sleeping
Anna's floppy goggles were flesh colored
by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006
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floppy chops

That Dowie has some set of floppy chops
by Moira Barker May 17, 2008
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Floppy Braxton

Simply a choad that can't get hard
I was going to have sex with him but he had a floppy braxton
by shankmehthruthefone January 23, 2010
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floppy beef curtain

A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.
Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich
by Jf11 December 7, 2013
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Floppy penis

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!
The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis
by Chris2603 November 10, 2016
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flapping

The act of eating a girl's pussy aggressively- similar to motorboating but down below
Present tense
"What you up to dave mate?"
"nothin' much, just flapping the shit outta my girlfriend"

Past tense
"Alright dave?"
"Yeah mate just flapped the shit outta my girlfriend last night"

Future tense
"whatcha doin' tonight dave?"
"gunna flap the shit outta my girlfriend mate"

The process is remarkably similar to the gif below
by maddogdave May 15, 2016
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FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE

a tittie characterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions
Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.
by spermworm August 18, 2006
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