Half Right Face

You're in for a smoke session You know you fucked up when you hear this. Usually followed by "Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!" Or anoth

*The Company talking aloud and moving around in formation*

Drill Sergeant: DELTA COMPANY! Why are we talking and moving in the formation? Don't worry I'll fix it! Company ah-TENN-hutt! Half Right Face! Front Leaning Rest position, move! In Cadence!

Company: In Cadence!

Drill Sergeant: Exercise! One Two Three! One Two Three! One Two Three! ONE TWO THREE!

by Jack Bootlip December 5, 2021

Roblox Man Face

The sexiest thing to ever exist, a rizztastic smoulder pulled off at such a degree that any bitch shall fall for the man with the face.

Person 1: Damn man how'd you bag that baddie?
The Rizzler: I simply used the Roblox Man Face, it's like a rizz cheat code!
Person 1: *Roblox Man Face's*
The Rizzler and Girl: *Swoon*

by The Rizzler, The Dick Doctor January 19, 2023

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

faceabotage

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.

My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.

by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009

kissy face

A face girls make when their picture is taken. Involves pursing the lips and sometimes tilting the head up. They think it makes them look sexy.

All the girls on mySpace are making a kissy face.

by Bennethon February 4, 2008

face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Bless yo face

Phrase that first became popular by YouTube star Tobuscus (Toby Turner); used to conclude Toby's videos.

I'll see you next time, thanks for watching. Bless yo face. Peace off. Toby out!

by B-Millionaire January 28, 2011