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Filthy Uncle Fester

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
mugGet the Filthy Uncle Festermug.

Filthy Rat Shit

When yo asshole explode all in the toilet and all you can see is tiny rat shit sized pieces of dookie surrounded in some brown poop water.
Yall better approve my definition for "Filthy Rat Shit."
by Lilniggafert August 25, 2020
mugGet the Filthy Rat Shitmug.

A Filthy Rich BirdBath

The act of taking your scrotum and pulling the skin to form the shape of a small cup and having someone else take a shot of alcohol out of it
by MrH@nkey January 27, 2021
mugGet the A Filthy Rich BirdBathmug.
A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
by terse August 3, 2007
mugGet the the filthy monkey, it plans.mug.

filthy lucre

after donkey punching a crack ho, shove the twenty up her starfish thus making it a filthy lucre.
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
mugGet the filthy lucremug.

filthy money shot

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.
You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.
by Dustin is from austin April 23, 2006
mugGet the filthy money shotmug.

filthy banana

a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.
yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth
by Meat Master 5000 January 15, 2009
mugGet the filthy bananamug.

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