faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

Faux

A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.

"let's hop in my Prius and go to start bucks so I can show of my faux leather jacket"

by Cazkey April 1, 2019

faux nem

1-something you can say in agreement with another

2-Fake others that cannot be trusted

Kate cheated on jack she a “faux nem” Bro

by Jpizz December 12, 2019

faux fatal

Obsessive, anonomous and (or) Dangerous sexual bondage exploration fetish, usually publicly.

"If she doesn't slow down soon,
she'll see why we all aren't faux fatal"

by Miss. Masked Affair October 5, 2019

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020

Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.

Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.

by Tophbutt September 7, 2020