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Fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 8, 2019
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Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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Fantasy

I miss you
Come home
This isn't no fantasy story
by Frobonetic June 10, 2020
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Faptastic

When you see a chic, or something pertaining to a chic, that causes an immediate intense arousal.
1-The ass on that chic in the leggings is simply Faptastic! 2- Did you see how Faptastic that brunette girl in the short skirt looked!
by Big John Swellington September 21, 2021
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Fantasy

Fantasy is something of the imagination.
It can be many things like your more traditional forms such as goblins and magic. But it can also be space ships and aliens or literally any thing you can think of. And then there’s the sexual fantasy, I will not touch on that subject. It is also a genre of literature and games.
I like the fantasy genre of books”

Get that fantasy out of your mind!”

“D&D is a fantasy game.”
by Justaphonex September 23, 2021
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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