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Donkey Bash 

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)
Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there
Donkey Bash by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010
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donkey ride 

When a girl gets on top during sex and it slips in her ass
Did you hear about Stacy? I have that bitch a donkey ride
donkey ride by Andres3000ish February 7, 2017

donkey butt 

A butt that is really high up, sticks out and usually on black people, or people with long skinny legs.
Let me ride that donkey butt!
Let me ride that donkey donkey!
donkey butt by CGee December 9, 2008

donkey thump 

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.
oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!
donkey thump by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

Donkey De La Ouoo 

A job where u teach donkeys how to talk
Word on the streets says that Lauren wants to be a Donkey De La Ouoo when she grows up..... :)

Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.
I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.
Donkey Chain by Skyy Alexander November 1, 2008

donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
donkey punch by gingernyc September 7, 2007