Cumper

a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

Clumpering

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024

calmpatible

A "cool 'n' composed" style of personality-meshing.

Tiffany appreciates me for who I am and how well I treat her, and so she always feels placidly serene in my presense --- we're definitely calmpatible.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

Cump

cum dump

woah you just made me cump

by elephant daddy December 2, 2024

cumper

A person pumping out cum.

or

A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.

"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"

or

"damn this guys such a cumper"

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024

cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025