hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 22, 2011

Condom head

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.

Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.

by Wank-athon May 27, 2015

denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.

Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.

by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023

Turf Condom

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.

"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"

by braduardo November 16, 2011

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008

condomism/condomist

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.

"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"

by xXx May 13, 2005