Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?
Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
Get the Combo Job mug.Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.
Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Person number 3 is a combo crasher.
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Person number 3 is a combo crasher.
by InternetzMaster007 May 27, 2014
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by The Thwacker January 13, 2016
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Get the Comformality mug.When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
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Get the Combob mug.1- Portuguese term referring to riding the train.
2- Portuguese term referring to something to do with a train.
2- Portuguese term referring to something to do with a train.
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Girl- I'm taking the train to Lisbon now, see you later!
Guy- See you later! Boa comboiagem!
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Television man: Tonight, another train derailment in Ohio (...)
Guy: Ah, this Pete guy... not very good at the whole comboiagem thing...
Girl- I'm taking the train to Lisbon now, see you later!
Guy- See you later! Boa comboiagem!
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Television man: Tonight, another train derailment in Ohio (...)
Guy: Ah, this Pete guy... not very good at the whole comboiagem thing...
by JoaoSM February 23, 2023
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